#tcpa quotes


Filter for:
Sorted with most recent first.
#Added byWhenQuote
1384DarkAuron21:36 10 Oct 08<Sir_Lewk_> I've eaten small children the size of burritos
<Michael_V> I've eaten small children with burritos inside them
<Barrett> I've eaten grown adults the size of small children
<Michael_V> I've also eaten burritos with small children inside them
<Sir_Lewk_> I've eaten burritos the size of adults packed with smaller burritos filled with babies
1383Ox4010:30 10 Oct 08<Sir_Lewk> I take mah meat medium rawr
1382Ox4023:39 8 Oct 08<Nikky> Every channel needs a chief troll to regulate all of the wannabes.
1381Ox4023:38 8 Oct 08* Ox42 wants everyone to nocie that Nikky just lurks until an opportunity to insult someone arises
<Nikky> Ox42: "Notice."
1380Ox4010:01 7 Oct 08<bsparks> my internet is down
1379Ox4013:11 6 Oct 08<Sir_Lewk> I don't have internet right now >.<
1378chronomex18:55 5 Oct 08<Netham46> and I'm bored out of my fucking mind
<doc_doom> you should get a puppy
<cemeyer> or a gun
1377chronomex16:11 5 Oct 08<_Digital> this is IRC, not a chat room
1376i_c-Y16:09 5 Oct 08<_aegis_> water isn't a material, it's a fluid
1375chronomex22:11 4 Oct 08 <+prime_> <Netham45> my onboard audio jack got broken by my dick
1374Merthsoft15:23 28 Sep 08<Nikky> Omnimaga is better than UTI.
1370Ox4023:15 22 Sep 08<Nikky> I'm a huge fag.
1368Nikky13:20 19 Sep 08< Sir_Lewk> holocaust > windows
1367Nikky16:40 17 Sep 08<+krisk> hmm i feel like going back to my alt hippy kandy rave psy moods
< Sir_Lewk> I think you need more adjectives to describe yourself.
< Sir_Lewk> you don't have nearly enough.
1365Ox4008:32 16 Sep 08<tifreak> so, when they fire that LHC thing up... should someone be up there and scream "IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!" or something...?
1364Ox4007:57 16 Sep 08<benryves> ... better versed in particle physics than some beardy blokes who are capable of building the [LHC] in the first place, right? :)
1363KevinJB20:46 11 Sep 08<KevinJB> also chocolate + orange?
<KevinJB> what colorblind designer came up with that?
<xat> The same that designed Ubuntu's color scheme, apparently.
<ixat> ZING
1362Nikky21:41 10 Sep 08< ixat> Women who vote for Palin is like a Chicken who voted for Colonel Sanders
1361DarkAuron21:42 9 Sep 08<_3fg> who owns snowcrash
<Nikky> SnowCrash is Grue's
<prime_> grue aka sjrburgsdfasdfg
<_3fg> sjrberg?
<prime_> ohh, him
<prime_> yes
1360DarkAuron21:38 9 Sep 08<Merthsoft> Nikky: wanna go out?
<Merthsoft> Nikky: wanna go out?
<Merthsoft> Nikky: wanna go out?
<Merthsoft> Nikky: wanna go out?
<Nikky> okay
<Merthsoft> :D:D:D:D:D
<Merthsoft> YAY!
<Merthsoft> will you be my facebook boyfriend?
<Nikky> no
<_3fg> what about me, Nikky
<Nikky> no
<Merthsoft> :'(
1359chronomex20:16 8 Sep 08<Merthsoft> the desperation of this channel is almost sickening sometimes
1358chronomex19:53 7 Sep 08<prime_> maybe linux isnt so great on linux, but on windows, it reigns supreme
1357Ox4019:37 5 Sep 08* Sir_Lewk licks #tcpa
<Sir_Lewk> phooey, tastes like burnt waffles
1356chronomex16:27 4 Sep 08<Spengolo> mips is used in modern embedded systems and portable gaming systems
<tr1p1ea> i bet arm has something to say about that
1355Ox4020:37 3 Sep 08<prime_> linux users are like the emo kids in highschool
<prime_> most dont know why they want to be different
1354Merthsoft20:22 3 Sep 08<Ox42> Windows > OSX > Linux
1352tifreak20:54 28 Aug 08<SuperKool> Did you know that you start dying at around 30?
<Merthsoft> well, i still have to pee
1351Dantes07:27 28 Aug 08<@benryves> Ah, must be male chauvinism hour on #tcpa. :P
1350Merthsoft07:23 28 Aug 08<tifreak> How to make waffles: "Damnit woman! Get me some waffles!"
1349chronomex21:53 26 Aug 08<\banana> mmm
<\banana> ~
<Ox41> WTF IS "~" all about?!
1348chronomex19:24 26 Aug 08<SuperKool> As a matter of fact, I will be turning 17 this december. My mental age might go up to 13. ugh, mental puberty, bleh
1345TD-Linux17:50 25 Aug 08<Tahben> Oooo. dragon naturallyspeaking 10.
<TD-Linux> Tahben, stop browsing the pirate bay and get some work done ;P
<Tahben> good idea.
* Tahben goes to the pirate bay
1344Ox4014:56 25 Aug 08<Merthsoft> i don't talk to girls - they're icky
1343prime3800:36 25 Aug 08<Spengo> Computing Systems Lab - CS 374 - A
<Spengo> no idea what that is
<Spengo> something about computers I assume
1342Ox4022:23 24 Aug 08<Merthsoft> i just accidentally a coke bottle, is this bad?
<i_c-Y> you're missing a word
1340KevinJB14:58 24 Aug 08<Atall> No thanks, I'm asexul.
<Ox40> Not by choice Atall....
1339chronomex23:38 23 Aug 08<i_c-Y> Damakaru: well, a kernel should be like a girl's skirt - big enough to get the job done, small enough to keep it interesting.
1338i_c-Y19:36 23 Aug 08<+krisk> goth goth goth alt alt
<+krisk> its like pokemon who can only say their name
<+krisk> i can only say those things
1337Ox4014:34 22 Aug 08<Recursive> What is the symbol for marriage?
<_Digital> sex
<Recursive> Like, give me an image link.
<Dama> Recursive: I'd get banned. :P
1336Merthsoft21:11 21 Aug 08<prime_> ...you are right Nikky [always]
1334Ox4012:02 21 Aug 08<TD-Linux> since when do they make jackets out of [pubic hair]?
1332_krisk_15:15 20 Aug 08<_Digital> when you guys get to quote 1337, make it damn worth it, k?
1331Ox4015:13 20 Aug 08"Helpful": [OxNOM] CANT FIND WALLET!
<tifreak> put GPS on it!!
<Dantes> FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!
<krisk> then find a knife
1330Ox4014:56 20 Aug 08* krisk puts on dr phil hat
* tifreak morphs into a borg drone and assimilates krisk in a dr phil hat
1329Ox4023:18 19 Aug 08<Merthsoft> plus i doubt she'll be in the mood till the stitches are out
1328Merthsoft19:17 18 Aug 08<Sir_Lewk> my brother left the room because the volleyball olympic chicks weren't wearing enough xD
1327prime3816:26 18 Aug 08<Sir_Lewk> heroin is the only friend you need!
1326_krisk_10:52 18 Aug 08<Ti89tan> :GGGGGG:GGGGGGGG:::: <-- Train lol
*Ti89tan* Annoyance level?
<+krisk> can Ti89tan be banned?
<+krisk> like, from efnet * Ti89tan (~p990@acqi116.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl) Quit (Quit: Please, for god's sake NO!)
<+krisk> i guess that works
1325DarkAuron22:13 17 Aug 08<_Auron_> http://www.angelfire.com/retro/fancycat/batman2.jpg
<Ox40> lol _3fg
<Randomist> lol _3fg
<Ox40> or _Auron_
<Randomist> -- _Auron_
<Ox40> -.-
1324Ox4009:08 15 Aug 08<i_c-Y> and hes a fuckin alaskan.
<i_c-Y> they need little kids for diving for fish n shit.
1323Ox4019:14 13 Aug 08<SuperKool> crap. grounded frum PC for 3 days. pr0ns >.<
1322chronomex17:55 13 Aug 08<krisk> well id bet it'd involve an outboard motor
<Tahben> why don't you put your junk in one and let me know how that works out for you.
<Tahben> dude, your nards.
<krisk> thats not milk
<Tahben> you're not real familar with the human reproductive system, I sense.
<krisk> but my junk does not contain milk
1320Ox4012:04 11 Aug 08<Leofox> my XP has so many hacks, it's practically it's own linux distro
<Leofox> with the exception that it works like I want it to
1319DarkAuron21:21 10 Aug 08<\banana> Korinidos: if it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. if it doesn't move and it should, use wd-40
1318Merthsoft21:05 10 Aug 08<ixat> My sister and I are around the same age.
<ixat> We shared a bath at times.
<ixat> That's not uncommon for kids.
<ixat> ...17 counts as a kid, right?
1317patz200918:21 10 Aug 08<krisk> i wonderi f there are shrot sleeve hoodies
<Merthsoft> krisk: that's the gayest thing you've ever said
<krisk> no it isnt actually
<Merthsoft> it's gayer than "Yeah big boy, shove that cock up my ass"
1315DarkAuron17:04 8 Aug 08<_Auron_> I don't know what was more depressing; my childhood or my teenage years.
<ixat> Or the fact you're still a virgin.
* ixat sucks
<ixat> ....
1314_krisk_17:12 5 Aug 08 <Spencer> I believe my name is Spence1 [18:09] <Spencer> whoah [18:09] <Spencer> I better not ever log off again [18:09] <_3fg> haha [18:09] *** Spencer quit (Killed (ircd.choopa.net (Nick collision (new)))) [18:09] <_3fg> what kind of internet do you have these days? [18:10] <_3fg> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1312Ox4022:49 31 Jul 08*** efneTI86 has changed the topic on #tcpa to "Welcome to #tcpa
http://ticalc.org
What is your type of girl?"
<TehStorm> I could use One of those but then I'd have to install win 98 onto one of them...
1311_Digital22:04 31 Jul 08 <prime_> ahh, die quote bot
<SuperKool> haha
* SuperKool stabs quote bot
* Ox41 (~Ox40@75-128-199-240.dhcp.fdul.wi.charter.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
1310Ox4014:58 31 Jul 08<i_c-Y> its only a matter of short time before plants try to kill us
1309Ox4019:46 28 Jul 08[Ox40] a 'prospective' future maybe gf just said "I need to talk to you"
<_prime> lol prospective
<_prime> that means "i want your body"
<_prime> better bring the lube
1308_krisk_17:09 22 Jul 08<Sir_Lewk> !2+2 <Sir_Lewk> 4 <Sir_Lewk> woot, mathbot <+krisk> !5889475987498569845769846984576894576984576894689457694857698457698457698457694857694867498679485769486749867948567948679486749867948678945769486794867489567^457638745634579885758945769848568947596845968745689745687489567489567458967 * Sir_Lewk Quit (Quit: Leaving)
1307DarkAuron16:00 22 Jul 08<Korinidos> Is there a good one for vampires? I know someone who is into vampires and et cetera, and she might enjoy a nice vampire MMO.
<krisk> ohh goth chick
<i_c-Y> introduce her to krisk
<krisk> is she cute? :3
1306Ox4010:52 21 Jul 08<Korinidos> ... there's more parodies of it on YouTube than there are quadratic equation solvers on Ticalc
1305Nikky22:07 20 Jul 08< Sir_Lewk> a terminal is like sex, only little children and losers don't get it
1304_Digital21:45 18 Jul 08<Nikky> you could live out our fantasy of banging minnie mouse
1302i_c-Y20:09 13 Jul 08<+Merthsoft> Hey, what do you get when you cross a printer cable and Frosted Flakes?
<+Merthsoft> I dunno, but it's serial :D
1300Sir_Lewk22:20 11 Jul 08ports> i like big hard throbbing cock
Nikky> me too
1299chronomex23:11 5 Jul 08<mokomull> Ox20: The best I've ever parked, I think I went from 30 to 0 in the space of the parking stall
1298chronomex21:02 3 Jul 08<ports> jali_, if you ever have sex, you will be prepared :P
<jali_> i had sex earlier tonight..
<jali_> he was very satifies.
<jali_> -s +d
1296KermM10:49 29 Jun 08krisk: i put my hands elsewhere in between typing stuff
1295prime3800:13 26 Jun 08<_Auron_> SuperKool: I think black parents need to be bitch-slapped on how to raise their children, as they apparently don't even attempt to where I live
1294_Digital19:11 19 Jun 08<Storm_nix> wow my DirectLink is getting 25.5 Kbytes/s
<Storm_nix> thats almost as fast as tifreaks internets
1293DSP_Lord17:53 18 Jun 08<Andy_J> raped the anime category on jeopardy
<Sir_Lewk> "raped", "anime", and "category" all in a sentence turns out sounding really weird when you're just skimming >.>
1292KevinJB17:40 18 Jun 08<Andy_J> if you aren't bannd from #omnimaga, you aren't trying hard enough
1291leofox15:48 18 Jun 08<Leofox> HOT GOTH RAVE ALT METAL STONER CHICK| <_kirsk_> woo
1290DarkAuron11:36 17 Jun 08* Damakaru growls because his computer keeps getting bogged down too easily.
* Damakaru kicks his tower.
* Damakaru has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
<tifreak> I think he kicked it a lil too hard..
1288chronomex13:18 9 Jun 08<E-J> ah dutch made goal
<_krisk_> i heard people shouting for some reason
<_krisk_> hmm i can follow the score by hearing people shout outside
1287DarkAuron22:45 8 Jun 08<_Auron_> efnet is annoying
<Netham45> so am I
1286chronomex18:36 3 Jun 08<Netham45> you did it to me! Seriously, a fucking cockroach has more pull on this channel than I do.
1285i_c-Y19:20 2 Jun 08<Storm_nix> well its the windows comp thats giveing me the issues now
Storm_nix> it has the permisions and such all screwed up
<i_c-Y> Storm_nix: simple answer. 1337 h4x0rz h4v h4x3d j00r c0mput3r!)(!*)(#*$)(!!
<chronomex> i_c-Y: that's not a regex
1284Peter_W16:10 31 May 08<Andy_J> !qouteurl
<Netham45> http://tcpa.aardy.net/quotes/
<Andy_J> !quoteurl
<efneTI86> http://tcpa.aardy.net/quotes/
<E-J> netham is currently our bot?
1282DSP_Lord18:11 28 May 08<Damakaru> I wish BrandonW were here... I just thought 'bout soumethin'...
<benryves> Really? Let me note that down on my calendar: "Damakaru had an original thought". :P
1281DarkAuron15:45 27 May 08<Netham45> Well, I don't torrent, so it doesn't really effect me.
<Peter_W> 'effect' lol
<Nikky> Yeah, I was amused by that too. :)
1280Ox4021:30 26 May 08<Barrett> oh this dude's facebook profile it says that he's in "An Open Relationship" but it doesn't say with whom
<Damakaru> lol, does that mean she is open-source? :P
<ahremane> Damakaru: no, she can still get viruses
1279Andy_J20:17 26 May 08<@Nikky> What does the "45" in your nick mean, Netham?
< Netham45> Nikky, I honestly have no idea
< Netham45> what's the netham part mean?
< Netham45> I still don't know!
<+patz2009> Webpork54
1278Sir_Lewk19:45 24 May 08* Nikky has kicked Netham45 from #tcpa (Channel IQ lowered, automatically adjusting.)
1277Sir_Lewk19:27 24 May 08<krisk> well im going to count gothic sheep bb
* krisk has quit (Quit: User excited)
1276PollTroll17:48 22 May 08<Spengo> yeah I guess legolas is pretty rich nowadays right?|<MrAndrsn> seen extras? |<efneTI86> I don't know who extras? is.
1274chronomex18:52 21 May 08<Sir_Lewk> Cod 4? there have already been 3 games about a type of fish?!?
1273Nikky15:12 20 May 08< i_c-Y> <chronomex> krisk: you've rocketed to the top of the most-words-uttered list this month, what's your secret? < if you take out words from the following single quoted string 'hot goth chicks suicide girl girls chick metal alt alternative' or any variations on them, that would drop down to near 0
1272aardvarq19:42 14 May 08<Nikky> Andy__J sucks
<aardvarq> Nikky: That's true, but you can't afford him.
<Andy__J> ...
<Nikky> yeah, Andy__J is a premium hooker
<Andy__J> ._.
<Netham45> I'm sorry for you, Andy__J.
1269Ox4015:55 14 May 08<Netham45> OxC2D, you're Jesus compared to Nikky, but you're still mean alot. :P
1268chronomex18:46 11 May 08<_Nikky_> _Lewk_: whiner
<_Nikky_> chronomex: washington sucks
<_Nikky_> Andy_J: blogtard
1267chronomex21:26 10 May 08* Ox40 sets mode on #tcpa +moron Cricket_B
1266chronomex19:33 7 May 08<Nsan1ty> I wish MV were.
<chronomex> IM him?
<V200> no you aren't him, silly
<_Digital> Instant Message
<_Digital> not I'm
<_Digital> how the hell did you manage to turn the computer on?
1264chronomex21:55 6 May 08<Nsan1ty> I thought someone had made a USB flash driver for the 89s.
<i_c-Y> ask kevin kofler
<i_c-Y> tell him it will prove he is superior to brandonw
<i_c-Y> or if we make it seem unwanted enough
<i_c-Y> maybe kerm will do it
1262chronomex22:56 3 May 08< Jon|> ppl are getting pissed at eachother and i dont even know what's going on
<+Tari> that's about how it works around here
1261sjrberg22:13 3 May 08<Randomist> /me watches the blood run down around his claws.
<Randomist> Grrr...
942 results
Next page >>

Top 5 Quoted

on this page of results

krisk was quoted 18 times
Merthsoft was quoted 16 times
Nikky was quoted 13 times
i_c-Y was quoted 10 times
ixat was quoted 8 times
Sir_Lewk was quoted 7 times

Top 5 Quoters

on this page of results

Ox40 added 26 quotes
chronomex added 20 quotes
DarkAuron added 10 quotes
Merthsoft added 6 quotes
Nikky added 5 quotes
_krisk_ added 4 quotes


Other channels
:: #6-6-06 :: #calcs :: #js :: #ltwttf :: #omnimaga :: #tcpa :: #ti :: #tiasm :: #windows2k6 :: #zilak ::