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1623i_c-Y21:06 1 Jul 09<+Genolo> NIKKY ISN'T A TROLL
<+Genolo> nikky is more like a soft and cuddly teddy bear
<DSP_Lord> oh god.
<DSP_Lord> that is the most hilarious lie i have ever seen in here.
1622Ox4011:21 29 Jun 09<jr19> i heard efnet is run by the taliban
<devoidofw> Weapons of mass communication?
1621Ox4017:56 22 Jun 09<DSP_Lord> no offense, #tcpa, but you're all a bunch of fucking idiots.
1620Ox4016:44 19 Jun 09<krisk> what does it mean when a girl says she needs some wrapping paper and decorations so she can give herself to you as a present for your birthday
<jr19> it means you should give her that stuff
1619DarkAuron16:15 19 Jun 09<ports-> youre not supposed to live everyday
1618DarkAuron21:46 17 Jun 09<Andy_J> an attoparsec per microfortnight is roughly an inch per second
<Nikky> you are my hero
1616Ox4018:59 16 Jun 09[Ox40] OMFG!!! aardvarq!
<krisk> aardvar!q
1615DarkAuron18:00 27 Apr 09* Merthsoft has joined #tcpa
<Merthsoft> i need benryves
* Merthsoft has quit IRC
1614netham4521:39 26 Apr 09<mtgrss111> ok, i'm too bored to keep spouting this bull. i'm a troll
1613DarkAuron23:54 23 Apr 09* ArchVista has joined #tcpa
<ArchVista> There there anything to read Ext4 on Vista?
<ArchVista> I am using thirty-two bit Vista.
<ports_> im peeing
1612Raptor17:41 23 Apr 09< ports_> the TI's shall not defeat the righteous.
< ports_> gods children.. the rpn HP's shall rise..
< ports_> they shall take their rightful place as the rulers of this world
1610MetalRand15:23 23 Apr 09Ox40Work: My spelling is not that bad.
Netham45: Nor is mine, todays just an exception. :(
Ox40Work: Todays just an exception?
kirsk: } catch( today ) {
1609MetalRand23:17 18 Apr 09<mtgrss111> your mom sucks
<noah_> balls
<Speler> For a buck
1608i_c-Y01:14 12 Apr 09<Barrett> for years as a child I thought that "cleavage" was a type of food... all thanks to spaceballs
<Barrett> like pourage
<Barrett> slash porridge
1607Raptor23:00 11 Apr 09< BrandonW> A Bluetooth API is not straightforward on a graphing calculator in assembly.
1606netham4519:39 11 Apr 09<E-J> i wouldn't be worried about iran
<E-J> you have enough spengos in your own territory that there are no need to iran
1605Ox4019:03 11 Apr 09<Spengo\__> if I shipped a cell phone jammer from the uk - would the fbi find it
1604Raptor20:30 9 Apr 09<+Ox40Work> I was confused, voiced confusion, and they turned into assholes with bats.
1603E-JL17:53 9 Apr 09<Netham45> >9000 macfags?
<Netham45> god, that's gotta be the most arrogant room of people ever.
1601ajanata16:16 6 Apr 09<Ox40Work> I would do anything with a hole tho
1599netham4523:12 4 Apr 09<TroN-0074> I only use my computer to go to dirty web sites
1598E-JL18:55 2 Apr 09This quote allows anyone to kick person who just !q:ed
1597MetalRand22:54 1 Apr 09<Broch> I have two 32-bit laptops, can I use them as one 64-bit?
1595mtgrss11118:08 1 Apr 09<bsparks> mtgrss111, in one arguement I think I remember typoing pretty bad because I was trying to talk on the phone aswell, and typed out DJ_Omnimanboobs meaning to type Omnimaga but I had said manboobs, so, yeah
1593Cricket_B00:35 27 Mar 09<efneTI92> [Cricket_B] Cricket_B.hasVoice = True || Arch\__ sobs.
1592prime3802:46 25 Mar 09<@Nikky> About once a week I visit digg to make myself feel better
1591chronomex00:40 23 Mar 09<sir_lewk> 4 is an integer, it has no intristic random/nonrandom value ;)
<glk> 4 keeps 3 and 5 seperate and thus has great value
1590_Digital05:58 21 Mar 09<Spengo_> Nikky, halp me, everyone is boring, super-serious, and apparently quakers or mormons or something
<_Digital> you're stuck with me
<_Digital> deal with it :P
* Spengo_ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
1588Zeromus17:13 18 Mar 09Handy Latin Phrases, "quis custodiet ipsos custodes" ( Who Watches the Watchmen? )
1587Raptor15:51 17 Mar 09<+prime_> Nikky uses arch linux, the official linux of mcdonalds
1586mtgrss11100:52 16 Mar 09<prime_> http://www.tigen.org/kevin.kofler/
<prime_> ya
<zmj|Centr> kthx
<sir_lewk> calcrogue is a damn'd good roguelike though
<prime_> hw3 patch is also on that page
<Nikky> Holy shit prime_ is being useful. Better write down the day.
1585DarkAuron21:21 12 Mar 09<Arch\__> Ooh, I knew there was something I needed to buy when I was at the store today. :P
<Arch\__> Blackberry cobbler for the win.
<_Digital> thought that was a new phone for a second Arch\__
1584DarkAuron02:15 11 Mar 09<millinao> uhoh i think i just shit a little when I farted
<prime> pics!
<_Digital> do that and I kick prime
<prime> cool
1583Merthsoft23:43 10 Mar 09<i_c-Y> i have the m3power nitro turbo champion edition or something
<millinao> i_c-Y that's not only a razor name but a street fighter 2 version as well
1582DarkAuron23:26 10 Mar 09<Merthsoft> i have a penis!
<Spengo> Merthsoft has to remind us that he has one
<Spengo> in case we miss it
1581mtgrss11122:56 10 Mar 09<Ox40> "Netham45: I, too, have wanted to ban him. He's been an asshole since he first joined." (in reference to mtgrss111)
1578TD-Linux23:18 8 Mar 09<mtgrss111> eh, I just don't feel comfortable knowing it's out there.
<sir_lewk> mtgrss111: some people don't feel comfortable knowing that nmap is out there. some people don't feel comfortable with google earth or cell phones
<sir_lewk> some people don't feel comfortable with electric lighting. we call them amish
<Speler> Some people don't feel comfortable with sunlight, about half of them are on #tcpa
1576mtgrss11118:42 7 Mar 09<Nikky> Yiy kujed it
<Nikky> *you liked
1573Ox4015:13 5 Mar 09<leofox> i wouldnt know, my us geography knowledge is based on fallout 3
1572i_c-Y18:09 4 Mar 09<Arch\__> lol, why you trying to nigga-rig speakers with CAT5 wire?
1571DarkAuron14:28 4 Mar 09<krisk> my poops have been getting HUGE
<_Auron|DS> with huge guts?
<krisk> yeah almost rip and tear worthy
1570DarkAuron13:56 4 Mar 09<krisk> fridaygirl was a 6 as in 1-10
<ports_> im not sure id let a 6 shave my ass.
<krisk> eh with enough alcohol she seemed a 7
<ports_> and then she bled on your hand
1568Ox4013:43 4 Mar 09<krisk> my hand is a slut
1567DarkAuron13:40 4 Mar 09<krisk> it seems everybody is just whoring about, even ugly virgin chiccks
<sir_lewk> virgin whores. interesting
1566DarkAuron01:14 4 Mar 09<Nikky> So I've been thinking
<Nikky> We should cut down on channel trolling.
<_Digital> so, does that mean we ban you?
<Nikky> Yes.
<Nikky> Go right ahead, bitch.
1565netham4521:12 3 Mar 09<TD-Linux> Ginger_, we aren't idiots
<Ginger_> you had me fooled
1564mtgrss11108:15 3 Mar 09<E-J> i still remember time when he was sane (DJ_Omnimaga)
1563Ox4021:28 1 Mar 09<Arch\__> Nikky: (src: "Penn & Teller: War on Drugs") Cannabis has never killed anyone.
<millinao> Arch\__, that's a bad argument, insider trading has never killed anyone
1562Ox4021:25 1 Mar 09[Ox40] I got pulled over, [...] I got my license and my passengers license [...]
<millinao> what's a passengers license
1561netham4518:21 1 Mar 09<Spengo> I post a video of a turtle masturbating and the people in here discuss the video player
1560netham4517:44 1 Mar 09* chronomex looks forward to a usb vibrator
1559DarkAuron22:00 27 Feb 09<mtgrss111> 4 more rings, noone's got them?
<mtgrss111> We need the powers of Sarcasm, Wit, Sex, IRC, and Heart to summon Captain Nikky.
<sir_lewk> Nikky is captain planet?
1557_Digital21:35 27 Feb 09<mtgrss111> I do not like coleslaw and Netham, I do not like them, sir_lewk-I-Am.
1556Sir_Lewk22:38 26 Feb 09< Nikky> fedora is far superior
1555netham4522:15 26 Feb 09<mtgrss111> Anyone can write haiku. Just butcher the words into manageable chunks. It doesn't even have to make sense :P
<millinao> that's not true at all
<Netham45> Look, we can make a haiku
<millinao> Refridgerator
1554chronomex19:07 26 Feb 09<cemeyer> the devil, he is in the keyboard
1552netham4509:59 26 Feb 09<sir_lewk> benryves: meh, I just think the engineering school is full of a bunch of tools
<benryves> sir_lewk: Well, of course. They need to be able to actually make stuff.
1550DarkAuron01:16 25 Feb 09<Barrett> ah, I wrote www backwards... there we go
1549mtgrss11123:01 24 Feb 09<Merthsoft> !k Nikky You're bad
* efneTI86 has kicked Nikky from #tcpa (Merthsoft: You're bad)
<Merthsoft> waiut a second
<Merthsoft> what?
<Merthsoft> WHAT?
<Merthsoft> WTF JUST HAPPENED
1547mtgrss11122:18 24 Feb 09<Speler> I've run by one of those things on the highway
<Speler> It said 19 mph
1546Merthsoft21:37 23 Feb 09<cemeyer> incubus: do you have 3 feet of straight intestines?
<_Auron_> no, he has 3 feet of gay intestines
1545DarkAuron21:21 23 Feb 09<incubus[]> Do you think there are Gerbil Ass Stuffing support groups?
<Nikky> Yes.
<Nikky> Merthsoft leads one.
<Nikky> Don't you Merthsoft
<Merthsoft> Oh yeah
<Merthsoft> Hell, I lead two.
1544chronomex00:59 23 Feb 09<Nikky> Netham45: Do you think you're a suitcase?
<BrandonW> Nutcase maybe, I don't know about suitcase.
1543netham4522:50 21 Feb 09<j-b-r> I think everyone just hates Ox40. And probably for good reason.
1542Ox4017:41 17 Feb 09<Netham45> wtf is a poll without multiple answers?
<E-J> soviet union
1541Anomaly17:23 14 Feb 09< bsparks> ANYWAY, now that Nikky has proved he is as dumb as i_c-Y looks
1538DarkAuron23:42 10 Feb 09<Nikky> God is a female squirrel.
<Nikky> From Pittsburg.
<Nikky> And she lays eggs that hatch into giant seagulls.
<Nikky> Which are like angels. But they crap on you
<Ham\___> and that crap is called the body of jesus.
1536E-JL19:56 9 Feb 09* Dam\__ kicks Chirp[]_'s router.
*** Signoff: Chirp[]_ (Remote host closed the connection)
1535chronomex19:47 9 Feb 09<ports_> I want a 12 inch penis

<Cricket_B> But I have no balls
1534Nikky11:14 9 Feb 09< Merthsoft> because this place is full of annoying fuckasses
< Merthsoft> like kirsk and Ox40
1533chronomex00:26 9 Feb 09<glk> I am old and very wise.
<_Digital> and get confused for a bot sometimes
1532netham4500:23 9 Feb 09<Cricket_B> I am a complete and worthless failure
1531netham4500:01 9 Feb 09<prime_> yea, you need to do /server #tcpa enable_kick for it to work
* Cricket_B has quit (Quit: Changing servers)
1530Merthsoft22:28 8 Feb 09<Dam\__> /msg efneTI86 ident RedruffRedruff metalrand
1529_Digital22:28 8 Feb 09<Cricket_B> I keet telling efneTI86 'help', and they keep responding 'No access'
<chronomex> win
1521Ox4021:53 6 Feb 09<Speler> I'm gonna start saying more quatable things
1520Nikky21:50 6 Feb 09< Ham\___> Ox40, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
1518DarkAuron23:44 3 Feb 09* _Auron_ is in 9 channels on 5 networks
<Ox40> 7 on 3
<mtgrss111> 7 on 3
<Speler> 3 on 7
<mtgrss111> o_O
<Merthsoft> 12 on 5
<Merthsoft> wait
<mtgrss111> this isn't sex
<Merthsoft> Speler
<Merthsoft> wat?
<Speler> What are we talkin bout?
<mtgrss111> not sex
1517Ox4019:29 3 Feb 09<NovaYoshi> I'm less of a creep and more of a programmer who uses his skills for the wrong things...
1516chronomex18:09 3 Feb 09<Netham45> I have the clearance of an average highschool student
<Netham45> as in, I can barely view the balance on my checking account
1515mtgrss11117:51 2 Feb 09<ports_> they might stab me, steal my car, steal my stuff, murder me, rape my butt, but they wont make me have sex with my sister.
1514netham4514:47 31 Jan 09<Kevin_Kofler> You said 6 insults to me, well now 8 thanks to you being Netham's lapdog.
<Kevin_Kofler> That means you're banned for 10^8=100000000 days.
<Kevin_Kofler> Bye!
1512prime3823:37 29 Jan 09<+Netham45> tsrk, there's 3 levels of people who compute. Level 1 -- Noob -- Thinks Windows is computer, unaware of Linux. Level 2 -- Semi-advanced -- Uses linux because it's different and harder. Level 3 -- advanced user -- Uses windows because everything works right, more developed, and more supported.
1511netham4523:10 29 Jan 09<BrandonW> glk is a robot, if you hadn't noticed.
<glk> Tin men have rights too
1510Andy_J21:04 29 Jan 09<prime> step one: make sure the computer is plugged in
<Ox40> lol thats the problem
1508Andy_J16:18 26 Jan 09<sir_lewk> I thought it [Motorola] was a japanese company that had a "phone division" in the US or something
<@Andy_J> they're a chip company >_>
< sir_lewk> Andy_J: oooh shit. duh
< sir_lewk> and I call myself a 68k guy D:
1507Nikky21:47 25 Jan 09< Dam\__> I still never figured out why everyone dislikes Ox40/ReDeEm so much.
<+Netham45> Dam\__, he's the pure essence of /b/tard.
1506_Digital19:47 17 Jan 09<_Auron_> you're like a digital bible thumper
<Andy_J> I'm filling in for Nikky.
1505Sir_Lewk17:11 17 Jan 09<@E-J> Battle Star Janata
1504_Digital18:35 16 Jan 09is the White House gonna be renamed when Obama moves in?
1502DarkAuron16:45 15 Jan 09<ports-> i have to pee
* kirsk has quit IRC (User excited)
1501Sir_Lewk14:54 15 Jan 09< Nikky> kirsk is for kids
1500DarkAuron02:09 15 Jan 09<snowman> 7 lbs 10.8 oz, 20.5 in, bouncing baby boy, yay!
<tr1p1ea> dont feed it until it can understand assembly
<millinao> YOU DONT GET DINNER UNTIL YOU RUN UNSIGNED CODE ON THE NSPIRE YOUNG MAN
<Nikky> <3
1499DarkAuron00:26 11 Jan 09<Damakaru> *Instant crack-up.*
<_Auron_> instant crack?
<sir_lewk> just add homeless bum!
1498Merthsoft19:18 5 Jan 09<Nikky> fuck you irssi
<Nikky> piece of shit
1496DarkAuron00:10 5 Jan 09<patz2009> I think my computer is laughing in my face.
<_Digital> turn the speakers off
<patz2009> that's not the problem
<Andy_J> turn the monitor off
<_Digital> ^
1495chronomex14:34 4 Jan 09<Nikky> I for one don't fear someone haxxoring into my computer via a TI-calculator
<patz2009> watch BrandonW make a program to do just that
1493Nikky15:29 2 Jan 09bsparks: Who wants... TACOS!
Merthsoft: bsparks: ME!
<- Merthsoft has disconnected (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
1492Zeromus23:45 31 Dec 08Handy latin phrases "Columbus sailed puteulanus ocean."
1487DarkAuron16:54 31 Dec 08<Milyardo> E-J: I'm prmoting you to the new Nikky, now agree with what I said, then make Merthsoft giggle like a girl
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